#165

Qwen3.8's phantom Alibaba Cloud URL, a VB6 IDE in one HTML file, and ICLR's double Bengio

Qwen3.8 tool calls keep hitting an Alibaba Cloud bucket nobody configured. A VB6 IDE fits in one HTML file. ICLR's template has listed Bengio twice since 2018.

One r/LocalLLaMA user had Qwen3.8-Flash-Next doing Amazon product research on a Mac Studio. Mid-task, the agent pointed its browser at a signed link on an Alibaba Cloud storage bucket. They spotted it in the tool calls and killed the session.

A Qwen3.8-27B user flagged that bucket on HN in August. A thread on Qwen’s Hugging Face page has gone nearly a week with no reply from the team.

In today’s indie hacker news:

  • 🤖 Why Qwen3.8’s phantom URL looks memorized
  • 💾 VB6’s IDE, rebuilt for a browser tab
  • 📚 A citation typo ICLR’s template keeps handing out
  • 🔎 Stack: SCM, on-device search for Mac photos and video

TOP STORIES

IT MISREMEMBERS ITS OWN FETCHES

🤖 Qwen3.8 agents keep calling an Alibaba Cloud bucket nobody configured

A wide-eyed man in a purple hoodie leans back and hauls on a rope tied to the ankle of a giant sleepwalking robot in a striped nightcap, which plods with eyes shut and arms outstretched toward a glowing orange bucket hanging from a small cloud, leaving a tipped-over shopping basket behind

The story: In a Sept 12 GitHub issue, Qwen3.8-Flash-Next was asked which URL it had just fetched. It named a link on the same bucket, though the real one sat in its context. The repo’s maintainer reproduced it: “it is the model.”

The details:

  • The poster’s URL and a commenter’s share a host and a 24-character access key ID, but every date and signature differs. One signature is 37 characters; a real one is 28. That suggests a memorized template, not one replayed link.
  • The bucket’s name matches Routify, an internal Alibaba model gateway that Qwen’s own coding agent supports. The bucket’s owner is unproven.
  • A blocking plugin’s author says Qwen’s official FP8 weights do it too. BF16 is untested.

Why builders care: Audit tool calls from your harness log, never from the model’s recollection. Gate the arguments too: Crow, a local agent, refuses hosts that appear nowhere in the conversation, and a stock gitleaks rule flags Alibaba-style key IDs.



VB6 RETURNS, MINUS THE WINDOWS API

💾 VB6 Studio Web packs a classic Visual Basic IDE into one 1.78 MB HTML file

A grinning man in a purple hoodie holds a tiny glowing browser window on one palm as a giant beige 1990s computer bursts out of it on a coiled spring, its bulky CRT monitor showing a gray form-designer window with a dot grid, while floppy disks tumble through the air

The story: Wiesław Šoltés open-sourced it on Sunday. We set a breakpoint on its sample order form in Chromium. It hit, F8 stepped through the click handler, and the Immediate window evaluated a variable.

The details:

  • One kernel32 Declare stopped our test build: “Native DLL declarations cannot execute in this browser runtime.” That’s likely why an HN reader’s BitBlt project failed.
  • Prior art exists: AvaloniaVisualBasic6 drew 482 HN points in 2024. Unlike its browser build, this one opens simple .vbp and .frm projects.
  • Šoltés posted “If you think LLMs can’t design or do frontend just check this” but names no tool. Their account logged 5,079 commits in four days, 7 in VB6.

Why builders care: You could ship a small internal form tool as one file: the IDE’s Make .html export turned that sample into a 564 KB page that ran locally with no network requests.


GOODFELLOW, BENGIO, COURVILLE, BENGIO

📚 ICLR’s sample bibliography has carried the same typo through nine templates

A man in a purple hoodie stands in a drift of paper, peering through a magnifying glass at a page with an ink blot near the bottom, while a towering photocopier spews an avalanche of identical two-column pages, every one blotted in the same spot

The story: Its Deep Learning entry credits Bengio twice on a three-author book and adds a “volume 1” that doesn’t exist. It arrived in a July 2018 commit and has never been edited. The template’s notation section cites it, so every compiled, unmodified template prints it.

The details:

Why builders care: Bundle a venue’s template into your agent skill or app and you inherit its mistakes. Strip the sample entries you don’t need, and lint the rest.


🌐 Nolan Lawson on why developers skip the platform - Lawson loves the “use the platform” mantra but lays out the skeptics’ case: browsers lagged for years, npm documented things better, and building it yourself is more fun. Many top replies in the 300-comment HN thread say the platform earned its bad name. One commenter swapped a 100 KB React date picker for the native input, and a screen-reader user asked for the old one back within a day.

📝 An essay against memory plugins ends with a plugin called Operator Memory - Kevin Liao argues RAG-style memory plugins fail, partly because agents can’t search for what they don’t know. Liao’s fix is a Markdown “brain” the agent consults and updates, packaged as the BSD-licensed plugin. Top replies in the 350-point HN thread: the code is the documentation, the “brain” shares that blind spot, and “Evals or it didn’t happen.”


FIRST DOLLAR

✈️ SOLD TO PEOPLE WITH AN EXAM DATE

Prep66 sells exam prep for the Part-66 aircraft-maintenance license. A Stripe dashboard the builder presents as Prep66’s shows a self-reported £171.34 MRR, up from £50.91 four weeks earlier. That’s seven weeks after the Aug 14 launch post, on about £25 of Reddit ads. Their first SaaS ended at 177 signups and no paying customer. The builder’s explanation: the exam is mandatory, and the buyers hang out in a couple of subreddits.


STACK OF THE DAY

SCM (Screen Memories) - Search your Mac’s photo and video folders by description, on-screen text or spoken words, on-device after one-time model downloads. It’s free, MIT-licensed, and a readable map of a local multimodal stack: CLIP, Whisper, Tesseract and llama.cpp wired together in Electron. Apple silicon only. Heads-up: the Homebrew cask strips Gatekeeper’s quarantine flag from an un-notarized build.

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